March 2012
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Anyone know of any good Downton Abbey/Mean Girls...
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All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
Manager: I'd hate to have my birthday on February 29th. I'd only get to celebrate my actual birthday once every four years.
Me: If my birthday were on February 29th, I'd just use it as an excuse to celebrate on February 28th and March 1st on non-leap years.
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"Do not park in a tunnel or on a bridge."
Also, “Do not park where a “No Parking” sign is posted.”
“Do not park on a railroad track.”
“I think people sometimes get the wrong impression when they’re like, ‘Oh, well,...”
– Lucy Liu to Jane Magazine in 2003 (via itsinthetrees)
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So because Tumblr isn't working, I'm reading about...
vengeanceandfrogurtwithsprinkles:
Confetti is commonly used at social gatherings such as parties, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs, but is considered taboo at funerals.
Why am I laughing so hard.
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
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“We have outsourced our self-congratulatory stroke-fest!”
– Stephen Colbert
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California commercial (you know, the one with the...
Dad: Everyone hates on California.
Me: Because they're jealous.
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“Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.”
– Eric Matthews/Plays With Squirrels (Boy Meets World; Seven the Hard Way)
“If anything, women have shown in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that they are...”
– Tammy Duckworth (Iraq war vet, Congressional candidate, double amputee, former Black Hawk pilot) is her amazing self in an interview with The American Prospect. (via thepoliticalnotebook)
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My dad and I were just discussing the sizing of...
It pisses me off that sizes are so arbitrary. I could walk into Old Navy and be a 10, but then walk into Ann Taylor and fit a 6. Actually, that one time in Ann Taylor, I was trying on a bunch of different items, and found 6s, 8s, and 10s that all fit me. How could I be so varied in size in the same freaking store?
I just wish our sizing was more uniform/standard, and didn’t have these...
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“I’ve had librarians say to me, “People in my school don’t agree with...”
– David Levithan - Supporting Gay Teen Literature (via cake-light)
SERIOUSLY! I’m sick of LGBTQ culture being treated as just some political issue. Queer people aren’t just a handful of people who want to get married, okay? We’re real, and we’re fucking important, and we need to be represented...
The rest of the Academy Awards:
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An...
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I really dislike the border patrol agents on...
They’re like, “we’ll help out the Army wife because her husband’s in the Army, but everyone else is shit out of luck.”
And they made some gross comment/analogy while leading a donkey by the rope about arresting people at the border.
Movies I would like to see...
The Artist (I love silent films)
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (Sandra Bullock and Tom Hanks)
The Immortals (crappy period action films? Yes, please!)
Wrath of the Titans (see above)
Captain America
The Avengers
The Hunger Games
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If you're going to lose to anyone, it better be to...
Does it even count as losing?
the king just gave an oscar to maggie thatcher
tehriz:
just thought i’d point that out
bamthwok ha contestado a tu publicación: I know the Help is super racist…
did you see the movie to make that judgment HMMMMM?!?!?!??!! and ugh I know there is the stereotype but in my opinion, the African American women in the movie were fierce and awesome and the actresses stopped the movie from being a shit show.
Well, it’s supposed to be about the help, but really, it’s the...
I know the Help is super racist...
but I still want Viola Davis to win. I like her.
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I'm really enjoying this Ellen Degeneres JC Penny...
The one with Ancient Rome and the new return policy…